Some people blame Disney princesses for their foolish romantic notions. I blame Moonlighting.

Tweens of 2020 have all sorts of television options where they can watch kids their own age work through their first romances, discover the unwritten rules of friendship, and ask the tough questions that no one wants to ask real life parents.

In the 1980s, Nickelodeon was in its infancy, and Disney was showing Mickey Mouse…